I know I’m not the first to post about this. You know, the stats page where it shows what terms people have used in search engines when they found your blog? Based on these terms, I know for certain that hardly anyone sets out looking for my blog. Most people who come from search engines to my blog are searching for ‘funny kids’, ‘home birth’, or ”home schooling’. A surprising number have come my way searching for ‘eye excema’ (huh?) but people have also found my blog when searching for the following:
ugly dresses for kids to wear
all i do all day is drink
did you know stuff about marijuana
husband + mess
exercise for flappy butt
fat transfer breast
inside a spray bottle photos
broken stereo jokes
naked helicopter pilots
I found god at the bottom of my handbag
funny and random things to say in a letter
Thinking, It’s too hard
why is my bathroom ceiling soggy?
ways to unblock toilets
curly hair replanting treatment cost
macadamia husking machine
unblocking kitchen roll from toilet
spy picture person on earth
how much does an average kindy weigh?
Strange, strange people. If you have a blog, what’s the strangest thing in you’ve seen on your stats?