A collection of comments made by Ryan over the past few weeks in our house.
Over afternoon tea with Great Uncle Geoff:
Ryan: “I think the English (Breakfast) Tea is for when you are drinking it, it makes you speak English.”
When discussing plans for the day. It wasn’t Tuesday as far as I can remember:
Ryan: “I know why they call it Tuesday….I think it is because you get to choose what you do on ‘Choose-day'”
Ryan excitedly: “Mum! I know why you don’t have nuts! It’s because when the baby comes out, if you had a nut bag, one nut would go like this… ” he gestured far left with one hand, “and one nut would go like this…” gesturing far right with his other hand, “and it would REALLY, REALLY hurt. That’s why you don’t have nuts”.
I would like to point out that as far as I can remember, we have never referred to that particular part of the anatomy as a “nut bag“.